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 I work as an editor for high end investigative agencies like Wiki-Leaks, Times News Etc. Yesterday, I was strolling in the data storage rooms and came across an old silver basket like in those treasure hunt movies. Out of curiosity, I checked its contents and recovered 5 floppy disks and went to a public library to find out what is in those disks. To my surprise, I discovered nations most deadliest secrets ever known to mankind and each disk has a different revelation.

#Disk 1- Sir Kennedy & Mahatma Gandhi were never murdered!!! Yes, they staged the whole thing because the two were threatened by terrorists, that they will be executed if they continued what they did i.e., freedom fighting. So, secret police staged a drama of their killings, and transported them to a secluded palace in Iceland after giving them a plastic surgery which made them incognito. Their effigies were used at their funerals and all detailed photographs were uploaded onto this disk.


#Disk 2- The space ship Anita was onboard did not blast, it was a deliberate make-up to gain  sympathy from folks back then as they used to believe that space travel was a blasphemy!!! One reporter, secretly used 1000X magnifying custom made zoom lens and photographed all astronauts boarding the space shuttle and coming out of the fuel container through a hidden hatch, climbed down and hid in the secret concrete basement which still exists at the launch site. All astronauts are safe and still alive.


#Disk 3- We all studied at school about how Earth eddy's the Sun and gets sucked into it, thereby, increasing radiation and global warming. To fight this suction problem and to move the the planet backwards, TESLA secretly dug a long hole into the Earth's core, 1000 times as long as the Empire state building. Then it had built concrete walls around the perimeter and filled the inside with rocket fuel. In the year 2050 A.D, when mankind is asleep, at 3AM precisely, it is pre-planned to ignite and the Earth will move 3 Kms back from the Sun. All the blueprints of this project are on this disk. WOW!!!


#Disk 4- Area 51 had pictured two large spaceships landed from galaxies billions of light years away. All photos available of humans communicating with extra terrestrials on this disk giving me hope that, one day, aliens will rescue us.


#Disk 5- Marilyn Monroe did not commit suicide or was hit!!! She met Adolf Hitler once at a party and both of them played Ping-Pong game where the ball was made of cyanide (during those days, mightiness was displayed through doings of dangerous acts like playing with bullets, weapons, cyanide Etc.) and she accidentally came into contact with it. After she reached home and while drinking water from a glass, her fingers touched the brim of the glass which she put it into her mouth on her next sip. This was the cause of her demise and I know this because, she switched on her camera making a documentary and during that time she went thirsty. I have everything recorded on this floppy.

 

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